Snowy Slope Surfer Mugs

Snowboarding downhill.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

Ski Surfing

Balloon ski lift

"Cable, my foot! Still snow on the TV!"

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Why trees kill skiers'

Surf lift.

'D'ya wanna wait until it thaws to see if it drops in the hole.'

'Aren't the Swiss Alps wonderful this time of year, Bob? Bob?'

'Are you crazy? How are you going to run in the snow?'

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

Skiing

Skis and ski poles poking out of the snow.

Bunny Slope

Summer & winter holiday at once

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

'OK! Nothing to ski here, folks! Move along! Snow's over!'

"How was the ski trip?"

Lady with walking frame on skis.

'Once you've got this mastered, Ellen, then you can try it on two.'

'Find your car for a dollar, sir?'

"I've never skied paper before."

"I don't think your newfound fear of skiing is irrational."

Swiss Skier

Finnish skier

A woman glides down a water slide

101 uses of a dead cat: skis.

'Look at this mess. Nothing but legs, antennae and body segments. ... That's why I hate weekends at the slopes, Ernie.'

"I am snowploughing!"

'Okay, skiers. It's cross country for you here onward.'