Snow Surfer Gifts

Ski Surfing

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The World Wide Web.

Baby on board.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

Giant Snowflake.

"I don't know who you are!"

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

Snowboarding downhill.

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Jesus sighted walking off Malibu

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Flake News

A skier and a paraglider

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'No surf?'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

'Another nice wave.'

Ski kicker.

Possums that ski.

"I love this time of year."

"Should be back soon. He's just out catching a few x-rays."