Slope Slackers Pillows

Border Guard

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

'First of all, relax.'

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'I said, 'Left after the bunny slope! Left!'.'

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Watch out For Falling Skiers.

'. . .So that's two brandies, one Gin and Tonic and two rums!'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Skiing Accidents.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'I never know whether I should get good gloves that I'll lose after three runs, or cheap gloves that'll fall apart after five runs.'

And now bring the girls!

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

"Let me tell you Belinda. . . you certainly don't belong on the beginner's slope."

Hitchhiking skier

'I always thought 'bunny slope' was just an expression.'

'Yup, I think mine are broke too.'

Colorado skier

Ski Slope

While you were in

Ski slopes with intimidating names.

Non-voters: the first projected losers

Learning to Ski.

Salesman Drawing on Sales Chart

'Wow! They said security would be tight.'

"I am snowploughing!"

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

The first projected loser: non-voters.

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."