Slacker Pillows

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

Boss With Whistle.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"What are we doing today?"

Why are you texting instead of working?

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

'Out to Hunch.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"

While you were in

Pro Procrastination

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

Leaning tower of pizza boxes.

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."