Slacker Satirist Pillows

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

Intermediate Slouching.

"I'm expert at sniffing out blame."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Stop doggin' it!"

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Have you seen Joey?"

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'