Slacker Humor Lover Pillows

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Honest Voting Stickers

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

The Monroe Doctrine

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Think tanks.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

Only in America

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Bro of Frankenstein

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Police Lineup Escape

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Spying Smart TV

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

Euro Collapse

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Dollars Press Conference