Slacker Enthusiast Pillows

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'Out to Hunch.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

While you were in

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Have you seen Joey?"

Board of Censors.

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'