Slacker Appreciator Pillows

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

I Pagliacci

"I speak Latin, you know."

"...but, seriously..."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Are you binge watching again?"

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

While you were in

Board of Censors.

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

Yonkers Oktoberfest

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."