Slacker Appreciator Pillows

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Donald Trump Tells a Joke...

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I speak Latin, you know."

I Pagliacci

"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."

"...but, seriously..."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Are you binge watching again?"

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

While you were in

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Board of Censors.

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

Yonkers Oktoberfest