Slacker Sophisticate Pillows

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Intermediate Slouching.

Boss With Whistle.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'Turned out nice again.'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

While you were in

"Have you seen Joey?"

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."