Slacker Sophisticate Pillows

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

Boss With Whistle.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'Turned out nice again.'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'Out to Hunch.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"