Slacker Student Pillows

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Boss With Whistle.

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'Out to Hunch.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

While you were in

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Have you seen Joey?"

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."