School Slacker Pillows

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"I'd rather eat your homework."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'If history keeps repeating itself, why do I have to repeat this class?'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'The bad news is you failed all your courses. The good news is you passed the urine test.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Homework! Homework! Homework! I'll be doing this for hours! Talk about a misspent youth."

"Don't pull any wisdom teeth. I need all the help I can get in school."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Boss With Whistle.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'He likes to rest before he gets tired.'

'I wish I could fast forward today...'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

'Out to Hunch.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"I virtually finished my homework."

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"What is the first item on the to do list?"