Slacker Buddy Pillows

"Sorry man...I've been busy with work and all. Look, we'll get together for important stuff...real soon!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

The Sedentary Dead.

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'Out to Hunch.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"Have you seen Joey?"

While you were in

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

Board of Censors.