Slacker Buddy Mugs

"Sorry man...I've been busy with work and all. Look, we'll get together for important stuff...real soon!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'Out to Hunch.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

While you were in

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'