Slacker Humorist Mugs

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'Out to Hunch.'

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"I mean the responsibility of a slacker revival, it's like massive"

The Sedentary Dead.

"Have you seen Joey?"

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'Sorry son, I bought you an ice-cream at the corner shop, but it melted on the way home...'

Intermediate Slouching.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

"You know I'd help if it weren't for my bum knee."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"