Slacker Superhero Mugs

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

Boss With Whistle.

The Sedentary Dead.

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

While you were in

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."