Slacker Superhero Mugs

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"'Superman legacy' was awful. Just awful!"

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Intermediate Slouching.

Boss With Whistle.

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

While you were in

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?"