Slacker Student Gifts

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Boss With Whistle.

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Intermediate Slouching.

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I'm letting it lie fallow this year.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'Out to Hunch.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

While you were in

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."