Study Slacker Gifts

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"In economics, I got an IOU."

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"That was one of the hardest exams ever. I don't think anybody got a good grade."

Good luck in your A Levels.

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"That's what I get for using artificial intelligence."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"No, I'm not doing my homework, but I am watching a YouTube video of someone doing theirs."

Modern Studying

Intermediate Slouching.

"Baldo, you need to hit those books!"

Boss With Whistle.

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I've been learning a lot, but I do terribly on tests.'

'Mum, Dad, I've downgraded my academic forecast.'

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

"How did people waste time before computers?"

"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Did you know that people with four-year degrees earn twice as much as people with high school degrees?"

'All I know is that if I ignore this history homework, I'll be doomed to repeat it next semester.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'Out to Hunch.'

'Evidently, studying isn't one of the tasks you perform when you're multitasking.'

"I'm sure you've been reading about the enormous emotional pressures we teenagers are under today, so I know you'll understand when I say I've just been too stressed out to write my history paper."