Screen Slacker Gifts

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'He likes to rest before he gets tired.'

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

'Out to Hunch.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

'How's your garden?' - 'It's getting too much for me so I'm paving it.'

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

While you were in

'It's one of those days when point and click feels more like drag and drop.'

"Have you seen Joey?"

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over a computer error