Professional Slacker Gifts

Looking for a playful gift for the underachiever or the ultimate procrastinator? Our collection celebrates the art of slacking off with humorous, relatable items that bring a smile to anyone who loves to keep it chill. Whether they’re a work-from-home legend or just someone who appreciates a good break, these products make the perfect fun and thoughtful gesture for the laid-back persona.

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"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me." mockup

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

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"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers." mockup

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

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"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I didn't come all this way to do work." mockup

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

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The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class. mockup

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

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'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.' mockup

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

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'At least I don't have his life.' mockup

'At least I don't have his life.'

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"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework." mockup

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

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'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...' mockup

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

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'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,' mockup

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

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Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

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Intermediate Slouching.

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The Sedentary Dead.

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Boss With Whistle.

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"Won't your boss miss you?"

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Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever... mockup

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

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"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%." mockup

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

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"What are we doing today?"

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Why are you texting instead of working? mockup

Why are you texting instead of working?

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Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor. mockup

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

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"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more." mockup

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

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'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.' mockup

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

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'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.' mockup

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

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'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.' mockup

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

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"Stop doggin' it!"

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Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker? mockup

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

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'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.' mockup

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

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He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him. mockup

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

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'You wanted to see me when I woke up?' mockup

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

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'Out to Hunch.'

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'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.' mockup

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

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"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits." mockup

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

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"Whenever they low, I get high."

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"Have you seen Joey?"

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While you were in

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"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?" mockup

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

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Professional Slacker Gifts Collection

Professional Slacker Mugs

Discover more humorous mugs designed for the laid-back, including our exclusive professional slacker collection to brighten their coffee breaks.

Professional Slacker Pillows

Find the perfect pillow to complement their leisure space — humorous, cozy, and ideal for any slacker’s sanctuary.

Professional Slacker Prints

Browse our fun and stylish prints that capture the relaxed attitude of the professional slacker and make a playful statement in any room.

Professional Slacker T-Shirts

Explore our range of comfortable, witty t-shirts perfect for anyone who enjoys a relaxed, humorous approach to life and work.