Professional Slacker Pillows

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

Boss With Whistle.

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"What are we doing today?"

Why are you texting instead of working?

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

Could I have a minute of your valuable time, Parker?

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'Out to Hunch.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"Whenever they low, I get high."

"Have you seen Joey?"

While you were in

"What is the first item on the to do list?"