Ultimate Slacker Pillows

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Boss With Whistle.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Have you seen Joey?"

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

Pro Procrastination

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"Joey...I need you spending more time helping customers."

Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.

Throwing snails into next door's garden

A woman lounges topless on a sofa