Slacker Enthusiasts Pillows

"Can you bring me some booze and fags Noah?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Stop doggin' it!"

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

"Have you seen Joey?"

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

While you were in

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'