Slacker Sympathizers Pillows

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Stop doggin' it!"

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

'Out to Hunch.'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

While you were in

"Have you seen Joey?"

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

Board of Censors.

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'