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"Can you bring me some booze and fags Noah?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

'... So one day I thought, hey, why walk all the way out to the mound just to take a pitcher out of the game?'

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Stop doggin' it!"

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

"Have you seen Joey?"

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

While you were in

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'