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"Was he the one that replied to your advert for casual staff?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

The Sedentary Dead.

Boss With Whistle.

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Stop doggin' it!"

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

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