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"Was he the one that replied to your advert for casual staff?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Boss With Whistle.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'Out to Hunch.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

While you were in

"Have you seen Joey?"

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"