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'At least I don't have his life.'

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Boss With Whistle.

The Sedentary Dead.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Sundayafternoon Carpenters

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I'm running late again this morning...' - '...in the vain hope that somebody will fire me.' - 'Gah. My life is ridiculous.'

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

"If God wanted me to go to church he wouldn't have put football on Sundays."

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"Have you seen Joey?"

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