Slacker Strategist Gifts

"Man, all I need is just one 'A'!"

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

'Well you know the old saying... if you can't beat 'em you can always google someone who can.'

'Turned out nice again.'

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Stop doggin' it!"

Bob worked hard to avoid the spotlight.

'Out to Hunch.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

Wii Childbirth

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'