Oh, The Putzing You'll Do
Slacker Appreciator Gifts
Looking for a gift for your favorite slacker appreciator? Explore a collection of humorous and charming products designed to honor their relaxed attitude and creative flair. From quirky mugs to witty t-shirts, these gifts are meant for those who cherish their downtime and have a unique, artistic perspective. Whether for a friend, coworker, or yourself, find items that celebrate the leisurely, creative lifestyle you love.
"I didn't come all this way to do work."
The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.
Donald Trump Tells a Joke...
'At least I don't have his life.'
"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."
"I speak Latin, you know."
I Pagliacci
"Kiss, you idiot. Not hiss."
"...but, seriously..."
"Won't your boss miss you?"
Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!
Intermediate Slouching.
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."
Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.
Scaffolding team watching TV.
"Are you binge watching again?"
'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'
"Stop doggin' it!"
'Yes,I did order an extra barrel,but for my shotgun.'
I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!
"What clown has blocked the entrance outside."
'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'
He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.
'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'
While you were in
"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."
"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."
"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."
Board of Censors.
"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."
"Not exactly the kind of morale boosting I had in mind."
Relax, Dobson...I'm not here for another one of your crazy excuses...but it's good to know where to come if I ever need one.
Yonkers Oktoberfest
Slacker Appreciator Gifts Collection
Slacker Appreciator Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate slackers and creative souls—perfect for relaxing mornings and humorous moments.
Slacker Appreciator Pillows
Find pillows that add a humorous and cozy vibe to any room, celebrating the slacker and creative spirit.
Slacker Appreciator Prints
Decorate your walls with prints that honor the relaxed, artistic lifestyle with wit and personality.
Slacker Appreciator T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that showcase your laid-back, creative attitude—ideal for casual days and expressing your relaxed personality.