Slacker Culture Appreciators Gifts

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

'Dude, you like, need to get your wallet chain in check!'

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Stop doggin' it!"

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'Out to Hunch.'

Snail Taxi.

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

While you were in

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

"Have you seen Joey?"

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'