Slacker Humor Fan Gifts

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

Bro of Frankenstein

"Joey, can you answer that?"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

A Golden Non-Retriever

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

"Oh boy, by the way this guy is moving, we can assume he's got some of our friends in his pants..."

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"My reflexes are not what they used to be: This is how I catch birds now..."

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Lower and to the left...AHHHHH!"

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

'What the...? Bleeeeccchhh!' 'Hey, where's my hanky?'

I wanna find out about your let to buy options!

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"I hate it when the baby f**ks my face."

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

Who has two thumbs and

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

'First past the post?'

'Out to Hunch.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'Perhaps I should clarify. When I told you to drink plenty of fluids...'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.