Slacker Hater Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone who just can't stand slackers? Our collection offers smart, funny, and pun-filled products to express their disdain. Whether it's a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts speak their mind with humor and style. Perfect for friends, coworkers, or anyone who appreciates a witty jab at laziness.

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"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!" mockup

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

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"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I didn't come all this way to do work." mockup

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

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The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class. mockup

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

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'At least I don't have his life.' mockup

'At least I don't have his life.'

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"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework." mockup

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

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'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...' mockup

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

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Bro of Frankenstein

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"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire." mockup

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

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'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,' mockup

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

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Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

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"Won't your boss miss you?"

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The Sedentary Dead.

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Intermediate Slouching.

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Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever... mockup

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

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"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%." mockup

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

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Scaffolding team watching TV.

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Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor. mockup

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

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Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

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"Stop doggin' it!"

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'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.' mockup

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

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"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more." mockup

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

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He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him. mockup

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

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'You wanted to see me when I woke up?' mockup

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

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'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.' mockup

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

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'Out to Hunch.'

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"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits." mockup

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

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"Have you seen Joey?"

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While you were in

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"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?" mockup

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

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"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything." mockup

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

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"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer." mockup

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

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'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.' mockup

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

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'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!' mockup

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

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Board of Censors.

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Slacker Hater Gifts Collection

Slacker Hater Mugs

Looking for more witty ways to call out slackers? Explore our collection of humor-filled mugs that get straight to the point with a clever punch.

Slacker Hater Pillows

Add some humor to their decor with our slacker hater pillows—comfort meets sarcasm for a fun and functional gift.

Slacker Hater Prints

Brighten up their space with our humorous slacker hater prints. Perfect for framing and adding a cheeky touch to any room.

Slacker Hater T-Shirts

Discover our range of T-shirts designed for those who love expressing their dislike for slackers with a witty, stylish twist. Perfect for making a statement.