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"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

The Sedentary Dead.

Intermediate Slouching.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

Scaffolding team watching TV.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

"Stop doggin' it!"

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'Some guys wait awhile before showing their true colors. I appreciate you not wasting any time.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'Out to Hunch.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

While you were in

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"

Board of Censors.

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'