Slacker Sympathizer Gifts

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Board of Censors.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

"Stop doggin' it!"

"I'm so proud of Baldo! I've asked him to make his bed and he's been doing it all week!"

'At least I don't have his life.'

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

Bro of Frankenstein

"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Intermediate Slouching.

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

Scaffolding team watching TV.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Out to Hunch.'

While you were in

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

"Joey, can you answer that?"

'The weather was much to rotten to go to work.'

"Honestly, Baldo, sometimes you're languid to the point of lethargy. Wouldn't you say you're torpid."

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."