"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."
Slacker Sympathizer Gifts
Looking for a gift that the ultimate slacker or relaxed creative will appreciate? Our curated selection captures that easygoing attitude with humorous mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Perfect for those who value leisure and humor, these gifts make a lighthearted statement about their chill outlook. Whether they’re lounging at home or crafting their next big idea, our products add a fun and personal touch to their laid-back lifestyle.
Board of Censors.
"I didn't come all this way to do work."
"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."
'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'
'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'
The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.
Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!
"Won't your boss miss you?"
"Stop doggin' it!"
"I'm so proud of Baldo! I've asked him to make his bed and he's been doing it all week!"
'At least I don't have his life.'
'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'
Bro of Frankenstein
'If I got the job as a sales manager here at Zenadine, I would probably straggle in around 10, then surf the Net for a while, do a crossword...'
"I don't need to take notes. I'm wearing a wire."
"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"
No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.
The Sedentary Dead.
Intermediate Slouching.
Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...
Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.
Scaffolding team watching TV.
"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."
Oh, The Putzing You'll Do
I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!
He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.
'Out to Hunch.'
"Have you seen Joey?"
While you were in
"What is the first item on the to do list?"
"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."
'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'
'I don't care if you hit the office football pool - get back to work!'
"Joey, can you answer that?"
Slacker Sympathizer Gifts Collection
Slacker Sympathizer Mugs
Discover our collection of slacker sympathizer mugs to add humor and personality to their coffee or tea time.
Slacker Sympathizer Pillows
Get comfy with our relaxed and witty pillows, a great gift for anyone who loves to lounge and laugh.
Slacker Sympathizer Prints
Enhance their space with our amusing prints, celebrating the laid-back and creative spirit of the slacker sympathizer.
Slacker Sympathizer T-Shirts
Explore our humorous t-shirts that perfectly capture the relaxed attitude of the slacker sympathizer with clever and fun designs.