Slacking Sympathizer Gifts

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'People, get a half-life!'

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

God in the bunker.

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

Snail to Slug.

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

Mayakovskiy V.V.

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

Board of Censors.

"She always saw the glass as half empty, while I thought of it as half full. Now I see it as completely empty."

"Wrap it up, sir. Schadenfreude visiting hours are almost over."