Slacking Sympathizer Gifts

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'People, get a half-life!'

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Yes, next year you'll be moving from classroom to classrooms, and, no, it doesn't count as PE."

"It's a pizza leaflet..."

"Delivery."

'I've made a radio using coconuts, salt water, and a trout.'

'Here's my report card and here's my personal disclaimer.'

Facebookie - Odds on boss catching you wasting time

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

Snail to Slug.

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

"Stop doggin' it!"

"The champagne aisle always makes me cry. Just look at all this imprisoned happiness!"

Neighbourhood watch and slug watch.

Scary Slug Stories

"Do you have any reading material that doesn't mock the sedentary life?"

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Mayakovskiy V.V.

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"It's father, doctor, he's creaking badly."

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

"Look, honey! All your lost eye glasses have mysteriously migrated to this drawer, and now they're plotting their next escape."

"What is the first item on the to do list?"

"They look pretty angry Bob! We should consider letting them play through..."

'There it is again...that mysterious feeling that we're clipped from a newspaper and hung on someone's refrigerator.'

Board of Censors.

"Don't do it! You've got so much to live for!"

"He says this is the future. I say he's nuts."

"Wrap it up, sir. Schadenfreude visiting hours are almost over."