Slow Walker Sympathizer Gifts

Oh, shit. Stuck behind a dog walker.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

Soho walking society

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"RUN!"

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

Rex is suddenly regretting having offered to help the old lady cross the road...

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"Anyone home?"

Old Geriatric Hitchhiker holding a sign saying 'Last Fling',

"Stop doggin' it!"

There once was a person who planted a seed

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

I'll try searching 'Disabled Dining'.

"Would it kill me to get in touch with my mother once in a while?"

Actions speak louder than words. Please move slowly.

'Better slow it down a bit.'

"I come with my own cubicle."

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.