Slow Walker Sympathizers Gifts

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Sidewalk Ballet

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Soho walking society

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"RUN!"

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"Stop doggin' it!"

There once was a person who planted a seed

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"I come with my own cubicle."

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

"Easy does it, Ralph."

"I hear furlough's being extended."

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!