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Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Snail Pattern Balding.

Sidewalk Ballet

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

The What's-The-Hurry? Institute

Soho walking society

'I need to get a bigger place.'

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Sure I'm impressed...but it's three weeks old."

'Don't worry -- we'll have you up and around in five or six years!'

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"If I ever feel that life's moving too fast, I just stand in the prescriptions queue..."

"RUN!"

"Don't tell the boss, but I'm leaving early to beat the traffic."

'When did the world get into such a big hurry?'

"Stop doggin' it!"

There once was a person who planted a seed

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Gastropod Wedding Showers,

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

"I tried hurrying once, but it didn't get me anywhere."

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

"I come with my own cubicle."

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"Easy does it, Ralph."

They're using our @#$% slipstream again.

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

"I hear furlough's being extended."