Slowpoke Sympathizers T-Shirts

"Sorry to pull you over, but do you realize how fast you weren't going?"

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

Snail Pattern Balding.

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'It's a slow trap.'

Sloth traffic jam.

"Cricket...six minutes of excitement crammed into six hours!"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"RUN!"

Snail Pattern Balding.

'A 3-speed transmission gives me speeds of slow, slower and slowest'

"Anyone home?"

"We suck at this."

"Stop doggin' it!"

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Nobody thinks you're funny

"Easy does it, Ralph."

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!

"I don't think delivering food is for me. It's always cold by the time I get there."

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

"That's made with absolutely no preservatives, so I'd eat it in the next three hours."