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"RUN!"

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

"Oh no...altar call."

Snail Pattern Balding.

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'It's a slow trap.'

Sloth traffic jam.

No need for you to read this. You seem to have got it to a fine art.

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.

"Mummy's a bit grisly in the mornings. But after something to eat and a little nap, she's quite pleasant."

Snail Pattern Balding.

'A 3-speed transmission gives me speeds of slow, slower and slowest'

Granny takes a turtle for a walk.

"Anyone home?"

"We suck at this."

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

"I get the 'bat' concept - the car, the cave, the plane, the boomerang. . . but how's this Robin thing supposed to fit in?"

'Hey buddy, want to race me?'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'My husband will be a little late getting to the office, but he's on his way.'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

"Hold your hat ! Here we go!"

"Time to wake up, Jim. It's Monday morning."

Well, for me it's either a one-minute ride on the bus or a two-hour walk...

"My husband says I'm a procrastinator. I plan to look it up on day."

'Better slow it down a bit.'

Nobody thinks you're funny

I'd join you, but this dratted self-timer only waits for ten seconds!