Romantic Slowpokes T-Shirts

Speed Dating: Hurry up, you old git!

Bear Costume

"Mine says this relationship will never work out and I should dump you right now!"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Romantic Tree Carving

Snail Pattern Balding.

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

"What's the problem? I said dinner and a movie."

Man and woman on donkeys at the beach

'It's a slow trap.'

Perfect Match

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Don & DixieKiss No. 274385

"It's funny how people suddenly come out of the woodwork when they know you're taken."

Lovers in ruffled dresses

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Two bedbugs after a tryst.

7 Dwarves of Valentines Day

'Sharing the petrol costs didn't bother me, but I resent having to pay half for the condoms!'

Gerald's first ever date remains on track.

Woman thinking - "But is it a real relationship?"

"You've taken those hideous curlers out, had a scrub up, shaved your legs. Looks like it's your lucky night babe."

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

Barbara Cartland

"If you really want to turn me on, nip out and get me some more chocolate."

Snail slow to react to an ant's joke.

"RUN!"

When packing for a weekend with Enid, Chad allowed for all kinds of emotional weather.

'Until you arrived I was thinking of suing my travel agent!'

A couple in love

Love

"Month-end report due by month end, ha ha ha ha ha."

'I can't believe you only lasted 3 days, 9 hours and 56 minutes.'

'Promise you'll never leave me , Guiseppe.'

'We met at that new blubber restaurant downtown.'