Slacker Observer Gifts

While you were in

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

The theory that ‘Time is Relative' came to the professor during a Decelerated Math Class.

'At least I don't have his life.'

"I enjoy the one day of the school year...that I didn't forget to do my homework."

'Jenkins, about these coffee breaks of yours...'

'If anyone's still interested, the definition of entropy is ^,'

"I got it in a novelty shop. But it has decreased loitering around the watercooler with 29%!"

Intermediate Slouching.

"It took years of hard work to get my colleagues to expect nothing from me."

"Won't your boss miss you?"

Under zealous: ZZZZZZ!

The Sedentary Dead.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

You're not a team player, Peters - and I think we can all agree that's a good thing. Beer.

Man in office watching TV instead of a computer monitor.

"Stop doggin' it!"

"Wow! Nice job on that display, Baldo! Just don't tell the boss. He'll make you do more."

Oh, The Putzing You'll Do

'I'm on a great career path that never leaves my apartment.'

'You know sooner or later they'll notice you've replaced your monitor with a portable TV.'

'Out to Hunch.'

He had an accident at work-an idea struck him.

'Stevie?! Little Stevie Robb?! I'd recognize that slouch anywhere! It's Mrs. Halm, your third-grade teacher!'

'I know but I have to consider him irreplaceable until I figure out what he does around here.'

'You wanted to see me when I woke up?'

'I don't feel like getting out of bed today - Just tell everybody to go with laissez-faire.'

Peace inactivist

"I act unreliable so people won't ask me to do anything."

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

"Have you seen Joey?"

"You're a disaster Jones, you've only been here a week and you're already a month behind with work."

'Mr. Bosley and I will be busy all afternoon investigating offshore opportunities.'

Board of Censors.