"Just as I thought no off button!"
Screen Slave Gifts
Searching for a gift for the ultimate screen slave? Explore our collection of fun, humorous, and relatable products designed to bring a smile to anyone who spends too much time in front of screens. Whether it's for a friend who can't put down their phone, or a creative soul who loves their digital world, we've got something with their name on it.
STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over a computer error
Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.
"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."
"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Grab his phone!"
"My email is down... talk to me."
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
Text Culture
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.
100 best beheadings
'John is watching the game under protest.'
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
Spooning
"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."
"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."
'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'
2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
Boy at Computer.
"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."
'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'
Stop Staring at Me!
What passes today for 'nose in a book'.
"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."
... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.
"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"
"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."
Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.
First Place Layabout
'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'
No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
Screen Slave Gifts Collection
Screen Slave Mugs
Explore our funny coffee mugs for screen lovers—bring humor to their daily brew.
Screen Slave Pillows
Find amusing pillows that highlight their digital dedication with humor and style.
Screen Slave Prints
Discover playful prints that make a statement about their life behind the screen.
Screen Slave T-Shirts
Browse our witty t-shirts designed for digital enthusiasts and screen lovers.