Screen Exile Gifts

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Text Culture

Cellphone Islands

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Spooning

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

DVD Video Rental. I rented "Shampoo" and "Private Benjamin". Neat .. A couple of olden Goldies.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

RAISED BY PHONES

I win...you blinked.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

First Place Layabout

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"I'd appreciate it if you'd wait until school to do that. We've worked long and hard to bring you state-of-the-art home theater."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

A*se End of Nowhere POPULATION: YOU

My mother, the PC.

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Apple TV+

I never thought I'd be competing with cat videos!