Screen Exile Mugs

"My email is down... talk to me."

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Text Culture

Cellphone Islands

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Spooning

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

I win...you blinked.

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

Brenda second-guesses her decision to date a wi-fi hotspot.

RAISED BY PHONES

"How do I turn off my camera so no one stares?"

"The computers are down. You'll just have to suffer and go outside and play."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

First Place Layabout

The Side Effect of Self-Awareness

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"I wasn't texting while having sex. It's the other way around."

The Millennial Falcon.

Apple TV+

"Guess which one I made with a 3-D printer."

Hiding From Social Media