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Screen Slave Survivor Mugs
Celebrate their digital resilience with our witty mugs designed for screen slave survivors. Perfect for starting daily battles with a smile and a shot of humor.
"My email is down... talk to me."
Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.
'There's nothing on.'
A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey
My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."
Binge Watch
"Don't open me, you fool!"
"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"
Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'
Spooning
A man looking at a piece of art through a phone camera
"Mom, what's the password to access dad?"
"...as the devices were nestled on their chargers with care,..."
"No you are not ok! Tell me what's wrong! You've been sitting for two minutes without checking your phone!"
"All the better to ignore you with."
2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated
Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.
"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"
What passes today for 'nose in a book'.
Boy at Computer.
"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."
'A new study of people who watch television all the time reveals some shocking facts....'
"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"
... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.
"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"
"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."
MR. CRENSHAW, TIME FOR OUR TELECONFERENCE
Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.
Consumer care and technologies
'He's not hurt. He's just really, really cold.'
"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"
First Place Layabout
"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"
A woman sunbathes with a laptop over her face
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