Screen Slave Prints

"Just as I thought no off button!"

STRIP Hambone: Suicidal over a computer error

Man chained to a computer reaches for a book.

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

"Ok, no more Mr. Nice Guy. Grab his phone!"

"My email is down... talk to me."

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Text Culture

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Person with eyes focused on a computer screen.

100 best beheadings

'John is watching the game under protest.'

"Don't open me, you fool!"

"You'll love this model, sir! You won't have to miss any of the sports action when you go for a beer!"

Spooning

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'I can watch T.V. shows on the computer, so who needs a TV?'

2001: A Space Odyssey - Updated

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo?"

Boy at Computer.

"We've just crossed the line between binge viewing and OCD viewing."

'Thanks for tuning in - we'll try to pander to you.'

Stop Staring at Me!

What passes today for 'nose in a book'.

"It'll never work—you're a moviegoer and I'm a film buff."

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"Thank you for waking me up from the witch's curse! Can you hand me my phone?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

Man stuck on desert island with WiFi router.

First Place Layabout

'What a nice gesture from the principal. If only he could do that in person.'

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

"Do I need to remind you that I have a huge Internet following?"