Screen Supervisor Gifts

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

TV-Man

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

"Here comes the super-visor."

The Plasmas.

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

"Cool game!"

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

Mind control

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

"She died doing what she loved."

"There must be an app for this..."

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

Coffee then and coffee now.

"What? I AM taking a break from the computer."

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'Fred can monitor financial markets around the world 247

Remote controlled jester.

'He says not to panic because horses have lots of blood,...

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

Screen Addict

'I'm worried about him always on that phone and not playing outside enough.'

Cellphone Heads