Screen Supervisor Gifts

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

"Ten more minutes of media manipulation, then it's off to bed."

TV-Man

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

The Plasmas.

"Here comes the super-visor."

"We can deliver it Tuesday. If no one's home, we'll just slip it under the door."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"God, I love this show!"

'When did we lose our targeted audience status?'

Mind control

'The pain in your eyes is from too much TV. The pain in your arm is from too much base-ball and that other pain is from too much home-work.'

"Cool game!"

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

Degas: l'iphone

"She died doing what she loved."

"This is going a lot smoother than we anticipated."

"There must be an app for this..."

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

"This is the break room, where we watch reruns of classic security footage."

"Hey, don't kill the messenger! I just display what he tells me to!"

"What? I AM taking a break from the computer."

"I think your computer is suffering from separation anxiety, because it's following you."

Coffee then and coffee now.

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

New TV Season...Dopey man watching new TV shows

'I'm worried about him always on that phone and not playing outside enough.'

'Fred can monitor financial markets around the world 247

Remote controlled jester.

Cellphone Heads