Screen Watching Gifts

No caption (A cat watches different security screens all with images of mouseholes).

"Bad case of Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Googler

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Tunnel of TV

100 best beheadings

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Technology and literature

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

New hyper-realistic Star Trek

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

Cinema. Save me a seat, dear, behind you.

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."