Screen Watching T-Shirts

"Bad case of Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Googler

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

Digital Fomo!

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Cellphone Islands

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Tunnel of TV

100 best beheadings

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Technology and literature

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"I'm just sitting here collecting vast amounts of metadata. And what are you up to?...Oh, I already know."

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"That's a zombie, alright. But he's the worst kind. He doesn't eat brains, he eats data."

Free Little Library

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

Phone Mittens