Screen Viewing T-Shirts

Guy on beach watching scenery on tv screen.

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

The Googler

ZOOM 'n' GLOOM.

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

TV-Man

Digital Fomo!

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"Here's something called "The Fifty Greatest Countdown Shows Ever!""

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

Proud of herself for "never owning a tv" Emily watches eight episodes of a mediocre tv show on her laptop while in bed.

Cellphone Islands

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Tunnel of TV

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

"Baldo, why don't you turn that computer off and do something else?"

100 best beheadings

Binge Watch

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"I'll be glad when this is over and Sarah can be herself again."

Technology and literature

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

"I'm so overloaded with emails, just one monitor wasn't enough to handle them all."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'They might as well sleep all day - all they do is stare at that screen.'

Oblivious at 20,000 Feet

The Plasmas.

New hyper-realistic Star Trek